Finally, you’ll need to know how to do the ever-important Time Warp. If you take one thing away from this list, make sure you learn the dance. Even the clumsiest of us can pick up this little dance, it’s just a jump to the left…

The Time Warp

Riff Raff :
It's astounding
Time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely

Magenta :
Not for very much longer 

Riff Raff :
I've got to keep control
I remember doing the Time Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me

Riff and Magenta:
And the void would be calling 

Chorus:
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again

Criminologist:
 It's just a jump to the left 

Chorus:
And then a step to the right 

Criminologist:
With your hands on your hips 

Chorus:
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again

Magenta:
It's so dreamy
Oh, fantasy free me
So you can't see me
No, not at all
In another dimension
With voyeuristic intention
Well secluded, I see all

Riff Raff:
With a bit of a mind flip 

Magenta:
You're into the time slip 

Riff Raff:
 And nothing can ever be the same 

Magenta:
You're spaced out on sensation 

Riff Raff :
Like you're under sedation 

Chorus:
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again

Columbia:
Well I was walking down the street
Just a having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pick up truck and the devil's eyes
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again

Chorus:
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again

Criminologist:
It's just a jump to the left 

Chorus:
And then a step to the right 

Criminologist:
With your hands on your hips 

Chorus:
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again

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